Short Funny Drunk Quotes

The ideal man doesnt smoke doesnt drink doesnt do drugs doesnt swear doesnt get angry doesnt exist.

Short funny drunk quotes. We might have to start after looking at these candid cartoons about politics and money. 32 funny drinking quotes that will make you spit your drink out steve martin. Christmas and the new years eve are good enough reasons for everyone to start partying. Relax have a drink and enjoy the quotes.

I work until beer oclock. I dont have a drinking problem cept when i cant get a drink. The compliment of wise really means a lot coming from plato. I followed my heart it led me to alcohol.

Apr 24 2018 explore nicoledesigns board funny drinking quotes followed by 553 people on pinterest. Wed like to think hed also enjoy these funny. December is the time when everyone wants to enjoy and celebrate the holiday season. The last time i gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Here are some funny quotes that you can use to impress your friends. To all liquor lovers it takes only one drink to get me drunk. Alcohol may be mans worst enemy but the bible says love your enemy. If life gives you lemons add vodka.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. Trust me you can dance alcohol. See more ideas about drinking quotes funny drinking quotes wine humor. I went on a diet swore off drinking and heavy eating and in fourteen days i lost two weeks.

Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.